How To Be A Bigger Dick Than You Already Are

€12,00

A humorous gift book with bold and irreverent humor about rude, arrogant, and obnoxious behavior. Inside are tongue-in-cheek “lessons” and exaggerated situations that make it a fun novelty gift with attitude.
Suitable as a joke gift for a friend, colleague, or anyone who enjoys dark humor and self-irony. Light, absurd, and intentionally over-the-top reading.
·Author: Bee Three Books.
·Binding: Hardcover.
·Language: English.
·Dimensions: 1.5 × 16.5 × 21 cm.
·Made in: China.

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The photo is for illustrative purposes. The bouquet is wrapped in kraft paper for pickup and in transparent film for delivery. If you would like a different wrapping, please select festive packaging when placing your order.

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The stem length may differ 5-10 cm from the declared length

🎈Balloons

3 helium balloons €6,00
Foil Balloon Heart, 45cm €10,00
Foil balloon Heart, 75x64,5 cm, red €25,00

💌Greeting cards

Birthday card €2,50
Basic bouquet careRemove the wrapping and cut off the transport ties. Trim the stems by 1–2 cm at a 45° angle and place the bouquet in a clean vase. Fill it with water to cover 2/3–3/4 of the stems. Keep leaves and buds out of the water. Change the water and recut the stems daily. Keep the bouquet away from sunlight, heat, drafts, and ripe fruit.
EAN: 9781917954082